My post does not concern cars, bars or the tropics
Your comments on these are all off topic
I do not write on porn or enhancements to the body
Your comments are rude, using language that’s naughty
Although tempting, your links to drunk celebrities, on the lam
I do not like you spam I am
Your job description comments and links to adult movies are amusing
But the correlation to my posts is awfully confusing
I don’t need prescriptions or other types of drugs
These one word comments are the kind that bug
Your links to caterers serving ham
I do not like you spam I am
I thank Akismet for catching this crap
I just periodically review all the junk they have trapped
I do not like you here or there
I do not like you anywhere
I do not like you spam I am
November 8, 2007 at 4:09 am
This is hilarious and it’s been stumbled!
OT
I try to stumble posts often. It drives more traffic to my buddies blogs.
Someone one of my articles on my homeschooling website and I received almost 200 visitors not bad for a new website.
November 8, 2007 at 6:32 am
Opal – I had started this post, and then put it on hold. When I saw teeni’s post, I decided I would dig this out. Glad you liked it, and thanks for the Stumble!
November 8, 2007 at 9:08 am
This was great! I especially like the bit about the “correlation to my post” because I really don’t get where they are going with some of their ideas. LOL. Thomas, I wish this was longer – I wanted to keep reading! Nice work!
November 8, 2007 at 9:12 am
teeni – Opal stumbled this post, so it is actually getting quite a bit of traffic. It seems like this post has struck a chord with a lot of people that are tired of irrelevant spam comments. Who knows maybe there could be a follow up. And to think, my main motivation for finishing this post was you and your post about spam
November 8, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Very clever…thanks for the giggle.
November 8, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Hah, great idea and content here. 5 stars!
November 8, 2007 at 6:52 pm
So does that make it a new game of Volleyblog? TGH thought it sounded that way.
November 8, 2007 at 8:50 pm
ThePearLady – Thanks for stopping by and commenting. It is always nice to see new faces!
engel – Thank you also. Thanks for the kudos on my content, it is good to know that people actually appreciate the content you write.
teeni – I am not sure if I am up for another game just yet. Work is about to get busy again – I am willing to say that you are the winner of this round
November 8, 2007 at 9:42 pm
I’m just kidding – I won’t torture you with another game…yet. LOL. And, yeah, I can see how spam hatred poetry would hit a major chord with many people as we all have that in common!
November 9, 2007 at 6:03 am
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November 9, 2007 at 1:11 pm
See? You get a lot of attention when you “show a little leg.” LOL.
November 9, 2007 at 1:17 pm
teeni – Opal did a lot of leg work for this post adding by Stumbling and Digging the post. This actually turned out very well for me, I have a new Best Views Day.
As I said earlier, to think I almost deleted this before I even posted it. Your post gave me the motivation to finish mine.