I Do Not Like You Spam I Am

Greeneggsandham My post does not concern cars, bars or the tropics

Your comments on these are all off topic

I do not write on porn or enhancements to the body

Your comments are rude, using language that’s naughty

Although tempting, your links to drunk celebrities, on the lam

I do not like you spam I am

Your job description comments and links to adult movies are amusing

But the correlation to my posts is awfully confusing

I don’t need prescriptions or other types of drugs

These one word comments are the kind that bug

Your links to caterers serving ham

I do not like you spam I am

I thank Akismet for catching this crap

I just periodically review all the junk they have trapped

I do not like you here or there

I do not like you anywhere

I do not like you spam I am

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12 Responses to “I Do Not Like You Spam I Am”

  1. Opal Tribble/ Says:

    This is hilarious and it’s been stumbled! πŸ™‚

    OT
    Someone one of my articles on my homeschooling website and I received almost 200 visitors not bad for a new website. πŸ˜‰ I try to stumble posts often. It drives more traffic to my buddies blogs.

  2. Thomas Says:

    Opal – I had started this post, and then put it on hold. When I saw teeni’s post, I decided I would dig this out. Glad you liked it, and thanks for the Stumble!

  3. teeni Says:

    This was great! I especially like the bit about the “correlation to my post” because I really don’t get where they are going with some of their ideas. LOL. Thomas, I wish this was longer – I wanted to keep reading! Nice work! πŸ™‚

  4. Thomas Says:

    teeni – Opal stumbled this post, so it is actually getting quite a bit of traffic. It seems like this post has struck a chord with a lot of people that are tired of irrelevant spam comments. Who knows maybe there could be a follow up. And to think, my main motivation for finishing this post was you and your post about spam πŸ˜‰

  5. ThePearLady Says:

    Very clever…thanks for the giggle. πŸ˜€

  6. engel Says:

    Hah, great idea and content here. 5 stars! πŸ˜›

  7. teeni Says:

    So does that make it a new game of Volleyblog? TGH thought it sounded that way. πŸ˜‰

  8. Thomas Says:

    ThePearLady – Thanks for stopping by and commenting. It is always nice to see new faces!

    engel – Thank you also. Thanks for the kudos on my content, it is good to know that people actually appreciate the content you write.

    teeni – I am not sure if I am up for another game just yet. Work is about to get busy again – I am willing to say that you are the winner of this round πŸ˜‰

  9. teeni Says:

    I’m just kidding – I won’t torture you with another game…yet. LOL. And, yeah, I can see how spam hatred poetry would hit a major chord with many people as we all have that in common!

  10. Yesterday was a Great Day, Today Will Be Even Better Says:

    […] emailed Thomas the I Hate Spam Guy and told him about it. Check out his take on Green Eggs and Ham, I Do Not Like You Spam I Am there are many of us that aren’t fond of Spam and he has put it into a rhyme. Digg his […]

  11. teeni Says:

    See? You get a lot of attention when you “show a little leg.” LOL.

  12. Thomas Says:

    teeni – Opal did a lot of leg work for this post adding by Stumbling and Digging the post. This actually turned out very well for me, I have a new Best Views Day.

    As I said earlier, to think I almost deleted this before I even posted it. Your post gave me the motivation to finish mine.


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